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Four Teenagers from Bath Flee to Join Up with UKIP

Just days after it was revealed that three teenage girls fled the UK to join up with IS, it has been revealed that four...
Michael Phelps

I Perform Better in the Pool with a Few Drinks Inside...

Following a string of drug and alcohol-related controversies, swimming legend Michael Phelps has publicly admitted for the first time that a 'good drink in...
Lederhosen

Greeks Must Wear Lederhosen in Exchange for EU Bailout

Just hours after a four-month bailout extension was agreed between Greece and the EU, it emerged that Greeks will need to wear lederhosen on...
Etihad Stadium

Manchester City to Bid for 2026 World Cup

Following allegations of bribery and the eventual award of the 2022 World Cup to Qatar, the Manchester City board has been inspired to launch...
Marouane Fellaini in Manchester United shirt

Fellaini’s Hair in Hot Water with the FA

Manchester United's Marouane Fellaini has been charged with ungentlemanly conduct after several Premier League managers and players complained about the midfielder's Afro. Recent newspaper reports have...

Avoid Urine ‘Splashback’ By Pissing in Sinks, Say Scientists

Scientists from the World Health Organisation have revealed that urinating directly into sinks is the best way to avoid the scourge of so-called 'splash-back'. A...
Jonny Evans spitting

Jonny Evans’ Shorter Spitting Ban Down to ‘Greater Spit Difficulty’

It has been revealed that Jonny Evans received a shorter ban for spitting than Newcastle's Papiss Cisse because of the added difficulty involved in...

Liverpool Cheerleader Causes Chaos at World Championships

Liverpool's new lead cheerleader, Leanne Potter, caused a stir at last month's World Championships campaign after catching the eye of the American captain with...
Seb Coe

Seb Coe: There Was No Drugs Cover-Up, We Hid Them in...

Athletics boss Seb Coe has strenuously denied that widespread drug use and doping were covered up by the IAAF. And in a sensational twist, the...
David Cameron gives a speech

David Cameron to Star in Rebooted Carry On Movies

Sources inside Downing Street today failed to deny the growing rumours that David Cameron is set to be the new face of the Carry...

Fat Bloke Furious to Still Have Beer Belly Despite Having Fitness...

A fat man has expressed his dismay at still having a huge beer gut despite investing nearly £10 on a leading fitness app. 29-year-old Christopher...

Woman Being Arbitrarily Detained in Pizza Hut, UN Rules

A woman who has been waiting for a Large Pan Spicy Hot One for 40 minutes has been arbitrarily detained, a UN human rights panel...