Music Fans in Mourning as Kanye West is Confirmed as Alive and Well

And it gets worse...


Kanye West papped in the street

Music fans from around the world are today in mourning at the news of Kanye West’s apparent good health.

Social media was buzzing with news of the rap star’s shock death this morning. However, it soon became apparent that the news was an elaborate hoax by one of West’s relatives.

West’s representatives dealt music fans around the world another blow, as they revealed that the self-styled bad boy of hip-hop is currently working on new material.

Millions of music lovers were understandably distraught when the truth was revealed, and many took to Facebook and Twitter to express their pain.

Gregory Frederickson is a long-time hater of rap music, and he spoke of his distress.

“When I first read the news of West’s passing, the feeling I experienced can only be described as elation.

“I jumped out of bed and phoned everyone I knew straight away. I can’t being to describe my delight.

“However, my world came crashing down around me when I realised that the whole thing was just some stupid hoax.

“I want to take this opportunity to reach out to music fans everywhere at this awful time. We all thought that this was going to be the day when music was reborn – but we were wrong.

“I need to stay strong for my friends and family now. This has hit me really hard.”